Logan Paul States Prime Is Completely Safe for the Average 9-Foot-Tall, 400-Pound Child

DORADO, PUERTO RICO—In light of worries regarding the health impacts of his widely popular drink line, YouTuber and entrepreneur Logan Paul stated Thursday that Prime is completely safe for an average 9-foot-tall, 400-pound child. “If consumed according to guidelines, there’s no reason why a typical 450-pound 8-year-old, nearly 10 feet tall, should face any adverse effects,” Paul remarked, emphasizing that one serving of Prime’s energy or sports drink varieties fits comfortably within the daily recommended limits for a child who would surpass André the Giant. “Claiming that 200 milligrams of caffeine is excessive overlooks how long it takes for that amount to process in the bloodstream of the average American child’s large physique. Sure, if your child is on the smaller side—say, 7 feet and 300 pounds—they might consider having Prime in moderation. But for the other towering child giants, there’s no cause for concern.” At the time of this report, several 9-foot-tall, 400-pound children had reported severe heart palpitations after consuming Prime